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Whats the holdup already? Barry Bonds needs to play. Seattle needs to sign him already. Of course I'm rooting for the Yankees to pick him up but thats just my masochistic leather chaps showing. Could you imagine Barry and his recliner in the same clubhouse as A-Rod and his lip gloss? I'd like a live feed and a translator next to Matsui. Through in not one but TWO Steinbrenners in the mix. JEEZ! How can this NOT happen? Barry's head would explode and NY would be slimed in flaxseed or whatever is filled up in his head. Now, I'm a Barry apologist I'll admit but I am a believer in karma and Barry in pinstripes makes cosmic sense. That would at the very least guarantee new episodes of "the Bronx is Burning" don't you think? James Earl Jones as the aging superstar with attitute. Penn and Teller as the Steinbrenners. I don't know who the hell I'd put in for A-Rod. Vern Troyer would have to be in there somewhere I know that.



boston sucks