NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!

This blog has just learned that..........THE GIANTS HAVE NOT SIGNED MANNY!!!!

Okay. Thats not news. But it's true. The last desperate act of a G.M. with a history of making moves that only an "idiot" would has held himself in check. I don't know if there is a type of methadone for G.M.'s making bonehead trades but whatever Sabean is taking is working. HOWEVER....I have noticed that with all the ManRam talk it has boiled down to two remaining "contenders"......Brian Sabean and ......Ned Colleti. Nice. What better way to seal the Giants having a successful season than to have Manny sign with the Boys in Blue. From all appearances, nobody else is interested. NOBODY. Which means someone is going to sign Manny as a much lower price than Satan Boras is willing to accept, but if Manny wants to play....... This of course means Manny is NOT going to be happy. So Brian Sabean, let the Dodgers have him. A bad ManRam in blue sure looks alot better than a bad ManRam in orange. See, when all my teams seem to be in rebuild/reload mode, sports for me has resorted to watching the teams I hate the most......the Dodgers and Cowboys.....implode. It's the only reason I watch sports. The Lakers also. It's what I do. So while the Gigantes make a run at the NL West this year (and knowing they'll lose in the first round) what better hobby will there be than to watch ManRam pout in Smell.A? It will be priceless. Think of the moments. In fact, there may be a golden moment that I'll have to post on my Youtube as my most favorite moment in sports...eva. Currently that title belongs to Tommy Lasorda falling on his Dodger arse on national t.v. during the All Star game. Ahhh the good old days. I rerun that over and over and over. It never gets old.

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