San Francisco Giants 2008.......part II

True story. Once at work on break some coworkers and I were reading the fishwrap about an article about how the length from the bottom of the palm of your hand to the tip of your "friendship" finger relates to the length of your manliness. We, as any guy would, immediately started comparing. One guy in particular we noticed was hiding his hand in his pocket. We finally got him to show us why and as he pulled out his hand we all broke out in laughter. The tip of his finger was cut off. Thats my analogy to this team in this division this year. But, what we lack in length maybe we can make up in girth. LOL. WTF. I'm losing it.

I read how J.T. Snow is spending time at first with my man Dan Ortmeier. Thats good news. Its like that old saying, "build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set him on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life."

This season needs to start already.


boston sucks